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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Why She Gets A Day

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

I know I’m a few days late on the mother’s day reflections. Mom died a bunch of years ago. Some days I miss her. Others, she’s mud to me. Still grateful to God for her though. It makes me happy though that I get to plant seeds in the hearts of our kids that mom rocks and deserves more than just a day. Enjoy this little piece from the skitguy dudes.

ht: brianeberly.com

The Four Minute Workout

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Now in my quest to becoming the lean mean machine I am I was recently driving through the good old Antelope Valley and noticed a sign that was advertising , “the four minute workout.” Now mind you I’d love to only workout for four minutes. I have lots to do every day. Its hard enough to get on the treadmill for at least thirty minutes. Now if you’re interested, you can even buy the machine for a little over $14,000.00. I think I will stick to my treadmill and to my snappy snap fitness work out facility with the cool snap fitness staff who make working out a blast.

Frozen peeps

Monday, March 10th, 2008

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way cool!

ht: ysmarko

Dunkin Donuts

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Living back east DD actually had better coffee than SB. I must say. Commercial cracked me up.

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My side job

Friday, February 29th, 2008

I keep getting these side gigs at my wife’s school. Meet Geronimo Stilton…

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Again, this is what happens when you’re married to a first grade public school teacher. The number of babies and kinder kids I scared was concerning. I did get some compliments and folks thought I was Arthur. Anyways, it’s for the kids! Of course T-bone was my escort and helped me walk around the school because I couldn’t see where I was going with the big mouse head. The coordinator said she was already thinking of my next gig and I told her that I’m getting an agent.

A high and a low

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Served with a pastor way back when who I grabbed this high & low idea from.

My high for the day…

222.8 with socks on and 222.6 without socks

down from 236 with clothes on. hehe.

My low for the day…

We went to our first IB high school informational meeting for our oldest last night. Yes I’m thrilled that he will be in high school. And yes I’m counting the days until he leaves for college. But yes I am missing the days when I used to carry the kiddoe on my back in one of those, “daddy I can at least carry him on my back, back pack thingy’s.”

The kiddoe can carry me now.

Back to work!

I want this…

Monday, February 18th, 2008

I want this…

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cold

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

crazy Antelope Valley weather. It’s cold again.

Zero the Hero Update…

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

Today was the 100th day at our kiddoes school. I got to be Zero the Hero. Of course my fee was starbucks cash. I danced around and counted to 100 with about 150 Kinders and first graders. This is what happens when your married to a teacher…

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I actually had fun. Of course the T-bone says, “Dad, now is the real Zero the Hero coming? I knew it was you because of your beard.”

Of course I said, “Zero was busy helping all of the other kids of the world count to 100 and he hired me to help him.”

drive thru rap

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

This cracked me up.

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HT: Forbes